Tim Dooley (Thomas Dall) | Forensic Archive & Public Record

The definitive archive documenting the transition of Thomas Dall into Tim Dooley (The Potato of Life).


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FILE DATE: April 04, 2025 | STATUS: LOGGED

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​@PotatoOfLife We caught your soliloquy, and here’s an answer. Thing of it is, mentioning your step sister isn’t deflection. If you were an airplane, it’d be like pointing out you were missing a wing. Tried to be as nice as possible here. The fact is, your career died long ago. Answer this question, when you look at Bill Cosby, what do you see?

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**[00:00]** greetings meatbags Timbo has provided us with a rare opportunity to cut straight to the core of his delusion so off the bat thanks Spud dud that's right after something of a rough few hours we caught Timbo verbally lamenting the demise of the world and why people couldn't simply go along with his delusions here's why the meatbag can't and something tells us many will agree this is where the conand this is where the Paradox shows up is **[00:31]** that if Jesus was ever to show up right before their very eyes and say look he's right here and he can do Miracles like walk on the mud or survive numerous assassination attempts we're going to call for a reality break here walking on mud isn't a miracle depending on where one lives it's simply a fact of life after a good downpour and seriously assassination attempts you really are as bad as raxo when it comes to playing **[01:02]** victim even in a metaphorical sense Timbo your career wasn't assassinated it existed and then it died when you admitted what you did to your stepsister your response was almost pure Cyrax change names and start over well the thing is Timbo we have an attention span longer than a goldfish it doesn't matter what name you try to hide behind nor what you tell yourself the simple fact remains you willingly admitted to a vile crime when that fact **[01:35]** came out your career died the meatbag simply finds it fascinating that you carry on in the face of trolls buddy trolls the truth and logic you've always doubled down on your nonsense and what has it gotten you if we take your word for it about 990,000 hours of streaming then when we take YouTube's analytics into account it seems you only have less than a th000 subscribers and can't draw in more than 12 viewers most times that **[02:05]** isn't a success that's repeating the same failure over on a daily basis and absolute spiritual obliteration and he's still alive it's a miracle it's almost like he went through multiple crucifixions but it's got to be scripture see you're badly playing victim right now on multiple levels you're moaning about why people don't treat you like you're the second coming of Christ and give you [__] for being a sicko so where can I go and see find this **[02:46]** amazing Jesus Christ I mean he was crucified once after all it's not like Tim duy died three times not like Tim Dy died in both mind body and spirit and still returned no well actually he did and he's still here he died in the body when he was observation Timbo you are a lolcow LOL cows are quote unquote killed all the time and try to come back not just rxo the white Bowser has tried oozing back **[03:26]** more than once Jupiter the hybrid they always come back and so will you we're not operating under the illusion you're going to give up on your crazy [Music] dream 18 in the mind when he was 16 and he died in the spirit when he was about 32 or 33 so and he is still alive he's still here still here just like any good cow but that's not enough of a miracle it's not even enough that I **[04:08]** predicted medoran cancer and it's not even enough that Marty tried to challenge me the chosen Jew but he we're smarty now but these people they will probably never know but they so you know back to I like that they that they preserve the the message of Jesus Christ I like that but here's the conundrum here's the Paradox if Jesus were to show up right in front of your eyes my eyes Spud dud you said you read **[04:40]** the Bible it's pretty clear that if one goes by biblical description Jesus would be impossible to miss C8 would you please read the English Standard Version of Revelation 19: 11-6 then I saw heaven opened and behold a white horse the the one sitting on it is called faithful and true his eyes are like a flame of fire from his mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down the Nations and on his robe and on **[05:12]** his thigh he has a name written king of kings and Lord of lords so Timbo where's your white horse his this man's eyes do you think they would see it do you think they would recogniz Jesus if they stood right before him if somebody was performing Miracles somebody could predict prct things that other people cannot predict well yeah Timbo we do the problem is the Miracles are all in your mind leaving the internet as a social **[05:43]** media presence isn't death you've been alive your whole life the Bible talks about Jesus showing up like a boss from Heaven eyes of fire and a monogrammed robe with matching thiat if your idea of the second coming is you're going to get cancer and he got got in my way we have to say you're making Jesus seem like quite the [__] we are not sure Christians are going to be down with that message but hey you **[06:07]** do you it's what you're best at such as America getting attacked I WR I wrote it in my book last year but it's it it's not going to be long now I me I mean it's only a matter of time so because that was what Marty asked as well and every day it does seem like their empire gets closer and closer and closer to death but I might be wrong you know if I'm wrong then if **[06:51]** you're wrong you'll have already forgotten about this by the time you have a chance to realize it if you're right well congratulations you noticed Rising tension between East and West trust us Timbo you're not the only person to notice things are starting to look a bit like they did in August 1939 now just to show you the meat bag isn't completely close-minded if you had said to Marty Marty you're going to be forced into early retirement **[07:23]** by Sammy that would certainly give him pause the truth is you had no idea it was going to happen we know because you literally said so afterward want to see cuz we can dig through the archives for it if you doubt us but that's not all hey Spud dud did you know that cancer can happen almost anywhere on the body and that it's a fairly common disease it's true don't take our word for it feel free **[07:50]** to Google cancer but here's the thing how come you didn't say where he was going to get it oh and did you see him beating it when you said that because he pretty much has plus like the thing with Marty you could have said something like he's going to get cancer and it's going to be a pain in his ass but you didn't because you had no idea saying someone is going to get cancer and being **[08:12]** proven right is not impressive saying someone is going to get a carcinoma on their left big toe and having it be true would be most impressive it's going to be one of those prediction that that will just be there for like a th years or 2,000 years you know it's like oh yeah the world is going to end someday this is true at some point Earth is toast not anytime soon though unless there's a really big **[08:40]** space rock out there with our name on it but I think the day is actually soon also did you know you told us the world was going to end on November 21st 2024 and it didn't don't call me crazy for that but just look look at the world it's like melting down so fast it seems like it just goes faster and faster like if anybody would open their eyes and I could tell you all about it **[09:10]** but I'm not going I'll spare you for it but it's it's bad out there you know you don't have to take a look very long to see that it's it's like cooking everything is cooking to the Max and it looks like it might be go going to probably going to get worse just fighting everywhere like skirmishes Wars it's bad everything is like cooking Timbo this is not how a genius talks a genius would say something like **[09:44]** with at least two major Wars and instability across the globe it's safe to say that the global Outlook is kind of grim at the moment or something along those lines you know what the world does doesn't need Spud dud it does not need a guy whose claimed to fame is thinking things look like potatoes and who also happens to not know what the hell he's talking about I know we're just sitting here in peace and even **[10:11]** here in our local area say digitally right there's so much people want to like bury each other instead of do anything positive in the middle of everything that's bad people are taking what they can to make it worse well that kind of depends on your POV we know you think putting yourself and others inside movies is creative and positive but call us crazy that story about you as the hero in Spirited Away well it's not what **[10:42]** most people are into at the very least if you want to call yourself a Storyteller maybe get your own stories so it's crazy makes it nearly impossible to be a person like me offering something for free because surely surely you just Timbo you're not doing this for free you said this is your job jobs are paid and lo and behold payment links and a beg request oh and here a linked video where you said you wanted **[11:15]** the audience to pay for the TV you broke lots of these America American welfare patients need scraps of my spirit because they're devoid of spirit in both Israel and America projection really is all he has isn't it we're looking at a man on disability according to him for ADHD who also refuses to get treatment in a country with mostly free health care but hey who wants to spend money on medication when there's hashish out there a **[11:45]** Timbo plus if you got treatment you might not be disabled anymore oh no you'd have to get an actual job or on welfare which technically you already are as you're getting money for nothing shine on you doofy Diamond they have they have none left so that's why they they attract so so much to me but they need to get rid of all of their pain and everything I just can't do it because it's inside of them **[12:10]** they have to come to a realization that they're more potato if you're waiting for folks to have a potato Epiphany based on anything you said you'll be waiting well beyond the lifetime of Earth Timbo saying that the thalamus looks like a couple of potatoes means nothing nothing at all zero it isn't two potatoes it's a structure in the brain in fact your model fails because the thalamus is one thing you make it into two it doesn't **[12:39]** matter what anything resembles the only thing that matters is function if we replaced your Thalamus with two potatoes you'd be in the ultimate locked in Nightmare able to think but not receive any outside stimulation starch is no substitute for meat which is technically what brains are Plus show us two potatoes as uniformly shaped and smooth in nature as your diagram the fact is doctors have been saying they look like eggs for a pretty good reason eggs **[13:11]** are pretty much the same shape and uniform across their surface potatoes are lumpy have no standard shape and are essentially randomly formed dirt tumors then I am anything in in their head you know any if it's anything on in inside people's head locally it is that I live rentree in their head and they have to understand that that everything they do is is something they give rise to in their in their head it's a slow realization **[13:42]** for some people is that they are in control of their thoughts they just don't want to admit this this the first lie to tell themselves is that somehow it's my responsibility that they have dirty thoughts uh timbo it is your responsibility you're a sick you admitted it willingly you act like it doesn't matter that you've quote unquote been crucified and now you're back I no that isn't how it works if it was Bill Cosby would have **[14:10]** been forgiven after his crimes were revealed we don't know about you Timbo but we just can't help looking at this ad and seeing a smirking rapist which kind of ruins our interest in both the product and the man himself you Thomas are in the same boat we don't think about disgusting things like stepsister abuse normally just when your goofy grin shows up after a particularly self- congratulatory story do you see what I'm saying I think it's **[14:42]** these things that people want to Harbor is something that lives inside these people yeah it's called not putting up with a damn sicko trying to hide his past pretty simple really right as long as it lives there it's alive that whose sickness is that not supporting a sicko isn't a sickness it's just common sense no the sickness here is with you Timbo who admits being a sicko then thinks changing their name makes everything okay again prior **[15:14]** to you only rxo say that's another thing you boys have in common we think you might have a soulmate in akran fud dud is it mine is it people is it the world's cuz I don't think it's mine I I don't know I don't see how I could be responsible correction you are responsible it is so simple when you do creepy [__] people remember it you haven't just sa your steps sister we've seen you say some **[15:49]** pretty disgusting things remember when you told Susie she could at least let you [__] her if she was going to keep coming around we do want to see and that is where this ends for now stay tuned for how Timbo thinks he's earning a salary by getting disability we've reached out to Denmark for answers to some questions we've recently had pop up such as the thing about Timbo being on disability for ADHD and if indeed ADHD **[16:19]** is a qualifier for disability how come they don't make him seek treatment is Denmark really in the habit of letting people people choose to be disabled find out when we do thank you for watching and have a most excellent weekend